Monday, October 7, 2013

Today's Top 10



  1. If you keep talking about Miley Cyrus, it won’t go away.  Just like we did with Sinead O’Connor in the first place.  Shut up, everyone!

  1. I’ve been walking by well-dressed people as I faintly whisper “Killing it” for years now.  A woman in the east village walked by me yesterday and I heard her say it to me.

  1. The government is closed.  What are you doing?

  1. Doesn’t it seem mathematically impossible that the person in charge of “Glee” has also given us the brilliance of “American Horror Story”?

  1. When you were a child…and ate at places like Burger King... Did you ever take a few of your French fries and put them on your burger?  They now charge to do it for you.  There is a French fry burger.  Google it.

    1. Take a minute and read about Satis-fries too.

  1. Smile first.  Before you open your eyes.  Especially if you feel someone grab your hand.  It all depends on what song is playing at the time though.

  1. Grown folks standing in the corner of over priced bars, wearing second hand clothes, too much make up, and smelling like the faint scent of homelessness (re: Aged Hipsters) can still be a clique… if you let them.

    1. Have you ever walked into a room and caught people talking about you?  Children cover it up better than adults.

  1. I will be in Los Angeles tomorrow.

    1. And I think Nashville in the spring sounds lovely.

  1. Searching for a teammate still implies the playing of a game.  How about just having someone on your side?  Make sure you only do that for the right people.

  1. “Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over.” – Lil Kim
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